Dangers of being a boy

I at night change porter's diapers in my bed because that's where i nurse him for now ( until we move my recliner into his room from the other place) so I went to change him one morning and right when i lifted him bum up to wipe the back he started peeing. well I don't know if you know but boys get some distance sometimes and as soon as he started i put his butt down and covered him with the diaper. He had gotten the bed and then a few little droplets on his forehead. I waited and figured he's peed it all out so i wiped his head off, and soaked it out of the bed and went to do it again. sure enough he wasn't done and right when i lifted up his legs/bum he peed ALL over his face. again i hurried and put the diaper over him again wiped off his face and then this time just to be sure i pushed down on his bladder to encourage him to pee it all out. I was positive this time he was all done. NOPE. he peed all over his face a third time. little butt. well the third time was the charm and he was all done after that... but not after getting a face full of pee!