Poop

I Know everyone says it "isn't it funny how you become a mom and all of a sudden your life becomes about how often they poop" well little port here had an issue as of this morning he'd gone once in 3 days and I knew either all crap was going to break loose (litterally) or he was more sick than I thought he was. See we have a cold and mine is worse than his thank heavens and I thank breast feeding for keeping him reasonably healthy. But he just wasn't pooping. He did once while my mom was watching him (it was durring the UofU/TCU game so it was probably him craping his pants at how badly the U did...) and then never did it for me. By this morning I finally told drew that if by today he hadn't pooped I would call the doctor. Finally He Pooped a little bit, so I changed it. He then pooped a little more, and Drew changed that (gagging of course), He then pooped a tiny tiny bit and I changed it. He was then done and I was satisfied because not only had he emptied himself, but we had done it in stages to prevent any leakage.
A few hours later, I started smelling something, Undid his little pants suit and lifted it up with each leg I undid. the left side (his right) was clean and I was pleased that once again we'd prevented any disasters... but I had spoke too soon... all down the right side of his leg just gushing out was poop. lots and lots of poop. He's had blow outs before, but man was this one for the Porter record books. Not only was it just out of his diaper but any pressure or movement from his leg sent more gushing out the side, and he had already stopped pooping. I undid it, found it to have completely saturated his little boy parts as well as his bum and back. I should have taken a picture dang it but I really doubt anyone would want to see that besides me.
Anywhoo... I will not be calling the doctor (not that they would have done anything but tell me to wait a few more days so I really didn't want to call them) because my son is all cleaned out. Hopefully....