Guest Blogger: DREWFACE!!!

So, I have left the great and wonderful world of Skyrim for the realities of life and blogging. Yes, you heard it right, Skyrim, my home away from home. Course, in Skyrim I don't have such a cute wife and adorable little boy. But off of the gaming subject, one that encompasses one of many topics of choice.
What to write about? Huh....well I guess one that uses the letters "r","y" and the number 5 as little as possible. Why? You might ask....Well quite simply our computer has a particular problem with those buttons. For example: "Without coection this is what might happen while tping"...get the picture? Ya quite a pain in the battoony.
As you can see, my style of writing is incredibly unique as I would put it. Others might say strange or bizarre but I prefer the  politically correction version of such. Okay really this whole "r", "y" button thing is driving me insane. I don't know how much longer I will be able to stand it. Seriously, I'm thinking that anger management courses might be in order. "Hello everyone. Looks like we have a visitor today, please introduce yourself." "My name is Drew Whiteley. I am here due to an "r" and "y" key problem. Yes a "r" and "y" key. Needless to say, I broke my computer while writing a blog for my wife. Not only did I brake the computer, but I broke my house window of which it was thrown out of." Together everyone then says, "Hello Drew..." Blank stares than follow...
I am beginning to believe that "r" and "y" are absolutely not needed in our language. Especially in Spanish and Portuguese languages that use them by doing the unforgiving rolling of the tongue. I mean seriously or "seiousl"...okay....I digress...But I totally think the whole rolling of the tongue thing should be done away with. 
Sam and I often argue, in an orderly fashion of course, about how much time I spend playing video games. Of course I understand that Sam's blog followers consist of approximately 100% women, give or take .00000001 percent. That's a really really really short and skinny guy. Don't ask me what his name is because I really don't know. It's just the statistics of the deviation given above. So I guarantee the guillotine of hatred is over my head as I argue my point. But hear me through. Sit down and think of what most of your time is spent doing. This can be watching TV, playing with that crazy little child or the notorious woman tongue chatter of death. These are the things that you find entertaining. Now subtract that from your overall week's worth of work and mandatory things. Okay, you will probably have around 14-20 hours of entertaining yourself through these options. Remember this is anything from crafts, to running, sports or the latest Grey's Anatomy, don't even get me started on that show.... Just ask Sam about my feelings for that. Or maybe if I get invited back, which I totally am not planning on, I will give you the spill. Back to the subject at hand, so you have 20 hours of entertainment use each week. I would say on a busy week for me I spend 10 hours on the Xbox. So, who spends more time entertaining themselves? Hence my argument that I may play Xbox, but ya'll craft, read and cry at the latest corny episode of Grey's just as much as I play. 
Well, that was fun. I bet my wife is going to be completely embarrassed. Well, that's what she gets....I should be going, I have a bed to make in the living room. Probably going to the store as well to stock up on snack necessities since dinner will no longer be prepared by my wife's hands.


YOU SEE!!! I love love love when drew writes. He's a funny guy but he's such a shy person that only a select few people get to know what a goofball he really is! That's why I love to have him write so you can get a taste of the wonderful guy I married since even some of my best friends have yet to meet the hermit ;) I'll make dinner and reward him nicely for writing such an awesome blog. thanks dearest drewface!