You'll never guess what porter said

I had a naked child come up to me today (he won't potty train, but once he feels his diaper is full he'll take it off and run around naked until he brings me a diaper...) and says

"mommy look! perr (porter) has a big penis! LOOK MOMMY! a big peebus!"

yeah. that just happened.

and may I add in that he refused to stop saying it until I agreed? I tried to change the subject, he wouldn't give that to me :) crazy child.